“The greatest contributor to obesity and drug addiction is food stamps and welfare — your tax money.”

“Parents of Deshler Middle School students, I was just wondering. Have you seen the condition their schoolbooks are in? Or should I say, falling-apart schoolbooks? I don’t see how they can even study with this kind of conditions.”

“The MPs coming out of service are trained to take the jobs of going and working in the schools. They are perfect and they need a job.”

“Mo Brooks has done double damage by voting against additional funding for flood victims in New York and New Jersey. Next time we have damage in Alabama, maybe these two states will have second thoughts about helping us.”

“Concerning gun control, another issue that will be Obama’s way or no way.”

“Cynthia Tucker’s columns in your paper, it’s a waste of paper and time. Use it for something useful. She needs to be on the TV show — no, it would be a new TV show - ‘Are You Smarter than a First Grader?’ Bet you money she would lose.”