“Well, Mr. Romney won’t be specific on his tax policy or his health policy, but he will be specific about killing Big Bird. Now we have to ask, what about the Cookie Monster?”

“I saw your article in the Life section called, ‘Souls to the polls,’ about the black and the Hispanic communities handing out registration cards in the middle of their services to incorporate people to vote. I thought that was illegal to use services for, you know, political reasons.”

“It’s public television, people, mostly funded by public donations and fundraisers. If they get federal funding, it’s not much if they have to appeal to you for donations and membership drives.”

“The National Security Agency is listening in on our telephone conversations or recording them, reading our emails in real time, without a search warrant, which is unconstitutional. Hey, I just figured out what the NSA stands for — Nazis Spying on Americans.”

“I would just like to say that these doctors get all this money and they ain’t got enough respect to call you back after a test for three to five days. So, where are we going from here? I don’t know.”

“Congratulations to Sharon Johnson for her letter to the editor, ‘Costly proposal.’ It is the dedication, collaboration and hard work of the teachers that produce success and make the superintendent of education look good. And what was their reward? Nothing. Shame on our board of education.”

“When will people wake up and recognize that President Obama is an idle dreamer, do-little, totally out of touch president who is destroying America economically, morally and defensively? He even apologizes to terrorist nations who harm us. He was weak in the debate because he has nothing to stand on, but now Democrats are whining because he didn’t have his teleprompter. America is toast if he is re-elected.”