“This is to the person who says if you don’t accept the gay and lesbian lifestyle that you’re backward, and we’re backwards here in Alabama. I wish more people in the state of Alabama were backward. It would be a much better place to live. Maybe you should move to New York or California where they’re not so backward. But, God’s right. You’re wrong.”

“We have laws about carrying guns in cars and we have laws about carrying open containers of alcoholic beverages, so what we really need is a law about carrying cellphones in cars where a cellphone, which is in working condition in the passenger compartment, would be treated the same way as an open container of alcohol. That would probably put a stop to a lot of these wrecks that you see on the highway with people texting and driving.”

“I’d like to respond to the person who called in to You Said It about would you rather see your teenager drink vodka or smoke marijuana. I would pray that they would do neither one.”

“I don’t know any conservatives, yet I see and hear them on Fox News. It appears all they do is complain. They find fault with every aspect of this country. So, here’s a novel idea. They should seek out and explore a new civilization, create their own utopia. I was thinking Mars, but that’s still too close ...”

“I do think the coach at Lauderdale County had bad judgment in his comments in class, however I do support his freedom of speech.”

“After being a longtime resident of Sheffield, I’ve never seen this city so nasty. I think that all the elected officials in the city of Sheffield should resign from their job. Let’s put someone in there who may clean Sheffield up. They have fired another man for not doing his job, but yet they keep theirs. So, let’s clean the city of Sheffield up.”